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May 26th, 2004, 09:41 PM
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Ode to the Whoosh Fairy
http://www.lowcarb.org/inspire/whoosh1.html
On Sat, 1 May 1999 00:06:45 -0400 (EDT), (Ms. ChrisG) wrote: Now I lay me down to sleep A cup of Splenda at my feet! I'll be good and drink my water-- Leave the grape juice for my daughter. I promise to eat all my eggs, So take these bulges from my legs! I'll eat my pork--I'll eat a steer-- Just smooth these bumps off of my rear! I'll never even look at jelly, Pease take the blub out of my belly. These lips will never taste a sweet, (Oh if I could only see my feet!) So, please, tonite before I wake, A few more pounds--Whoosh Fairy--take! --Chris " Be yourself--and leave everyone else alone. " Lee Rodgers Lowcarb Retreat http://www.lowcarb.org CHATroom http://www.lowcarb.org/parachat.html Message Board http://retreat.kowalk.org/forums Low-Carb Connoisseur http://www.low-carb.com 
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May 26th, 2004, 11:50 PM
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Ode to the Whoosh Fairy
Very nice! I'll recite this a few times before going to bed!
JD "Lee Rodgers" wrote in message ... http://www.lowcarb.org/inspire/whoosh1.html On Sat, 1 May 1999 00:06:45 -0400 (EDT), (Ms. ChrisG) wrote: Now I lay me down to sleep A cup of Splenda at my feet! I'll be good and drink my water-- Leave the grape juice for my daughter. I promise to eat all my eggs, So take these bulges from my legs! I'll eat my pork--I'll eat a steer-- Just smooth these bumps off of my rear! I'll never even look at jelly, Pease take the blub out of my belly. These lips will never taste a sweet, (Oh if I could only see my feet!) So, please, tonite before I wake, A few more pounds--Whoosh Fairy--take! --Chris " Be yourself--and leave everyone else alone. " Lee Rodgers Lowcarb Retreat http://www.lowcarb.org CHATroom http://www.lowcarb.org/parachat.html Message Board http://retreat.kowalk.org/forums Low-Carb Connoisseur http://www.low-carb.com
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May 27th, 2004, 05:42 AM
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Ode to the Whoosh Fairy
On Wed, 26 May 2004 23:19:00 -0400, "sh0rtcircuit (Deb)"
wrote: I love it!! I think I'll do a little cross-stitch thingy with it and hang it on the wall! Thanks, Lee! Now, what kind of edging should I use? hmm... You could glue macaroni around the edges. Naw ........ Carol, in a silly mood tonight -- Fasting BG 144 227/227/150 (official weigh-day: Thursday) Bernstein 5/25/2004 Diabetes Dx 5/15/2001 Diet, Exercise, Oral Medication
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May 27th, 2004, 08:22 AM
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Ode to the Whoosh Fairy
Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
On Wed, 26 May 2004 23:19:00 -0400, "sh0rtcircuit (Deb)" wrote: I love it!! I think I'll do a little cross-stitch thingy with it and hang it on the wall! Thanks, Lee! Now, what kind of edging should I use? hmm... You could glue macaroni around the edges. Naw ........ Carol, in a silly mood tonight How dare you make me laugh out loud and wake Gunny?! G Macaroni would make it something of an oxymoron, wouldn't it! hehe I was seriously thinking of surrounding it with little boiled eggs cut in half and chunks of cheese, maybe a couple pork chops. That would really be pushing the limits of my creative envelope, though! Gunny would have to create it for me - he's much more artistic than I could ever hope to be! ~ ~ ~ ~ Sh0rtcircuit (Deb) Clean out the junk. Started LC 04/03/04 Me: 186/157/100 5'0" Gunny: 280/238/180 5'11" ======== "Keep on keepin' on!" [My Dad, 8/13/10-12/1/94. His memory lives on.]
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May 27th, 2004, 01:08 PM
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Ode to the Whoosh Fairy
Lee Rodgers wrote: http://www.lowcarb.org/inspire/whoosh1.html On Sat, 1 May 1999 00:06:45 -0400 (EDT), (Ms. ChrisG) wrote: Now I lay me down to sleep A cup of Splenda at my feet! I'll be good and drink my water-- Leave the grape juice for my daughter. I promise to eat all my eggs, So take these bulges from my legs! I'll eat my pork--I'll eat a steer-- Just smooth these bumps off of my rear! I'll never even look at jelly, Pease take the blub out of my belly. These lips will never taste a sweet, (Oh if I could only see my feet!) So, please, tonite before I wake, A few more pounds--Whoosh Fairy--take! --Chris " Be yourself--and leave everyone else alone. " Lee Rodgers Lowcarb Retreat http://www.lowcarb.org CHATroom http://www.lowcarb.org/parachat.html Message Board http://retreat.kowalk.org/forums Low-Carb Connoisseur http://www.low-carb.com Hey Lee baby I printed that out a couple of years ago and lost it, thanks for reposting it just when I needed it.  Loretty
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May 27th, 2004, 03:07 PM
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May 27th, 2004, 03:15 PM
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Ode to the Whoosh Fairy
On Thu, 27 May 2004 12:08:02 GMT, Loretta Hefler
wrote: Lee Rodgers wrote: http://www.lowcarb.org/inspire/whoosh1.html Hey Lee baby I printed that out a couple of years ago and lost it, thanks for reposting it just when I needed it. LorettyLoretty hiyas. Did you plant tomatoes this year? If'n ya lose the poem again just scoot by the above link to get a copy. Lee Rodgers Lowcarb Retreat http://www.lowcarb.org CHATroom http://www.lowcarb.org/parachat.html Message Board http://retreat.kowalk.org/forums Low-Carb Connoisseur http://www.low-carb.com
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May 27th, 2004, 03:45 PM
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Ode to the Whoosh Fairy
On Thu, 27 May 2004 03:22:53 -0400, "sh0rtcircuit (Deb)"
wrote: Damsel in dis Dress wrote: On Wed, 26 May 2004 23:19:00 -0400, "sh0rtcircuit (Deb)" wrote: I love it!! I think I'll do a little cross-stitch thingy with it and hang it on the wall! Thanks, Lee! Now, what kind of edging should I use? hmm... You could glue macaroni around the edges. Naw ........ Carol, in a silly mood tonight How dare you make me laugh out loud and wake Gunny?! G It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. ;-) Macaroni would make it something of an oxymoron, wouldn't it! hehe You betcha! I was seriously thinking of surrounding it with little boiled eggs cut in half and chunks of cheese, maybe a couple pork chops. That would really be pushing the limits of my creative envelope, though! Gunny would have to create it for me - he's much more artistic than I could ever hope to be! You and Gunny have both achieved great weight loss! You *deserve* a nice cross-stitched poem for your wall! Carol -- Fasting BG 155 227/223/150 (official weigh-day: Thursday) Bernstein 5/25/2004 Diabetes Dx 5/15/2001 Diet, Exercise, Oral Medication
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May 27th, 2004, 06:15 PM
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Ode to the Whoosh Fairy
"sh0rtcircuit (Deb)" wrote in message . ..
Damsel in dis Dress wrote: On Wed, 26 May 2004 23:19:00 -0400, "sh0rtcircuit (Deb)" wrote: I love it!! I think I'll do a little cross-stitch thingy with it and hang it on the wall! Thanks, Lee! Now, what kind of edging should I use? hmm... You could glue macaroni around the edges. Naw ........ Carol, in a silly mood tonight How dare you make me laugh out loud and wake Gunny?! G Macaroni would make it something of an oxymoron, wouldn't it! hehe I was seriously thinking of surrounding it with little boiled eggs cut in half and chunks of cheese, maybe a couple pork chops. That would really be pushing the limits of my creative envelope, though! Gunny would have to create it for me - he's much more artistic than I could ever hope to be! ~ ~ ~ ~ Sh0rtcircuit (Deb) Clean out the junk. Started LC 04/03/04 Me: 186/157/100 5'0" Gunny: 280/238/180 5'11" ======== "Keep on keepin' on!" [My Dad, 8/13/10-12/1/94. His memory lives on.] I think glueing those sugar free strawberry and cream Creamsavers all over would look more festive LOL! Laureen
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