Atkins Diet Kills Twinkie Maker

Daniel Hoffmeister wrote:

jk wrote:

"Kitt" wrote in message
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http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=6304481

When downtown in Las Vegas I saw the best sign hanging in front of a hotel
casino ever.... it read... "DEEP FRIED TWINKIES". You wouldn't think that
anyone could take the most gory, unredeemable food item in history, and
actually make it worse.... or better that is...

Oh. My. Lord. I hate to admit I started salivating here.

My wife is from Georgia and has been known to deep-fry daylilies. Even
she has never encompassed the possibility of deep-frying a Twinkie.

Batter dip, fry. The oogy white stuff in the middle melts and soaks
into the eternal cake. I took a bite because, well I needed to. I
liked it in a teeth-hurting sweet overwhelming way. Now I can say I
tried it once. I can promise it won't happen again. Not as good as the
deep-fried Mars bar I had in Glasgow. Another one-off, one-bite
experience.

The only other observation I'll make about Twinkies is that a neighbor
taught their little boykids the, um, personal parts by using cutesy
names. Guess what *their* Twinkies were?

Pastorio

Daniel Hoffmeister wrote:

jk wrote:

"Kitt" wrote in message
.com...

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=6304481

When downtown in Las Vegas I saw the best sign hanging in front of a hotel
casino ever.... it read... "DEEP FRIED TWINKIES". You wouldn't think that
anyone could take the most gory, unredeemable food item in history, and
actually make it worse.... or better that is...

Oh. My. Lord. I hate to admit I started salivating here.

My wife is from Georgia and has been known to deep-fry daylilies. Even
she has never encompassed the possibility of deep-frying a Twinkie.

Batter dip, fry. The oogy white stuff in the middle melts and soaks
into the eternal cake. I took a bite because, well I needed to. I
liked it in a teeth-hurting sweet overwhelming way. Now I can say I
tried it once. I can promise it won't happen again. Not as good as the
deep-fried Mars bar I had in Glasgow. Another one-off, one-bite
experience.

The only other observation I'll make about Twinkies is that a neighbor
taught their little boykids the, um, personal parts by using cutesy
names. Guess what *their* Twinkies were?

Pastorio

"Bob (this one)" wrote in
:

The only other observation I'll make about Twinkies is that a neighbor
taught their little boykids the, um, personal parts by using cutesy
names. Guess what *their* Twinkies were?


I heard of a kid that felt that if his pee came out of his peenis, then his
poop must come out of his poopnis.

Chakolate

--
Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of
facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not
necessarily science.
--Henri Poincare

"Bob (this one)" wrote in
:

The only other observation I'll make about Twinkies is that a neighbor
taught their little boykids the, um, personal parts by using cutesy
names. Guess what *their* Twinkies were?


I heard of a kid that felt that if his pee came out of his peenis, then his
poop must come out of his poopnis.

Chakolate

--
Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of
facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not
necessarily science.
--Henri Poincare

ROFL!!

In .4,
Chakolate stated
|
| I heard of a kid that felt that if his pee came out of his peenis,
| then his poop must come out of his poopnis.
|
| Chakolate
|
| --
| Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science
| made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection
| of facts is not necessarily science.
| --Henri Poincare

ROFL!!

In .4,
Chakolate stated
|
| I heard of a kid that felt that if his pee came out of his peenis,
| then his poop must come out of his poopnis.
|
| Chakolate
|
| --
| Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science
| made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection
| of facts is not necessarily science.
| --Henri Poincare

Well, everybody knows that Atkins KILLS

Mirek

Well, everybody knows that Atkins KILLS

Mirek

Oh. My. Lord. I hate to admit I started salivating here.

My wife is from Georgia and has been known to deep-fry daylilies. Even
she has never encompassed the possibility of deep-frying a Twinkie.


You can get them at the State Fair here in TX. I have to say, I can't stand
Twinkies. But deep fried? They become a food of the gods! No joke.
LCing since 12/01/03-
Me- 5'7" 265/165/140
& hubby- 6' 310/188/180
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On Fri, 24 Sep 2004 17:05:42 GMT, FOB wrote:

| Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science
| made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection
| of facts is not necessarily science.

AND THERE IS NO PROOF OF ANYTHING IN SCIENCE.