I've got a pair of jeans....

hahaha...good idea, Saffire!

my country song....(to the tune of, "He Stopped Lovin Her Today")

Them Lonely, Lonely Jeans

Oh, them lonely, lonely jeans
hanging there for oh, so long
in the darkness, all alone
Wishin' I could put em on!

"Wrangler" says the pocket patch
"38x32".....
I cant wait to try em on
...and zip em up.....
and sit down, too.

"I STARTED WEARIN THEM TODAY!"
will be my cry when it is done
when my waist is whittled down...
and I lose inches off my bum.....

"I STARTED WEARIN THEM TODAY!"
I'll be so very happy, dear...
When I can wear my jeans downtown
I think I'll buy my jeans a BEER.




LassChance


Start LC~5-16-05
202-195-165
(i only weigh on Sunday)

Jim---GOOD one.
sigh....just think....if "Fats" had ever heard of Atkins....he'd have
been known as "Slim" Domino, instead....

LassChance


Start LC~5-16-05
202-195-165
(i only weigh on Sunday)

"Lass Chance" wrote in message
...
Dusty said
"Yep. Ain't it grand? I too figured out what's what with this WOE, and I
....
well....here you are sounding real OK....aftetr reading your "fat people
eat too much" post...I made you for a doofus, down on fat folks.

I apologise. Mea culpa. Please forgive.
Done!

Dusty

In article _Peme.74283$yV4.46977@okepread03,
says...

"Saffire" wrote in message
.. .
In article ,
says...
...that I've had for YEARS. Never worn them....

Sounds like the promising beginning of a folk or c&w song :-)

WELL, I've got a closet full of jeans
That I haven't worn since I was a teen
All this time they didn't fit
Because I put on just a little bit,
But I'm walking,
Yes indeed I'm walking,
Don't you know I'm walking
In these old jeans of MINE!

(Apologies to Fats Domino)

EXCELLENT!

--
Saffire
205/141/125
Atkins since 6/14/03
Progress photo: http://photos.yahoo.com/saffire333

In article oYeme.74284$yV4.59490@okepread03,
says...
Also, my apologies to anyone old enough to remember that song but hasn't
heard it in a hundred years, and now can't get it out of their minds. G

Are you kidding? That's a GREAT song to have stuck in your head! The
really bad ones to have stuck in your head are for grocery stores or car
commercials or, God forbid, the Pina Colada song.

--
Saffire
205/141/125
Atkins since 6/14/03
Progress photo: http://photos.yahoo.com/saffire333

In article ,
says...
hahaha...good idea, Saffire!

my country song....(to the tune of, "He Stopped Lovin Her Today")

Them Lonely, Lonely Jeans

Oh, them lonely, lonely jeans
hanging there for oh, so long
in the darkness, all alone
Wishin' I could put em on!

"Wrangler" says the pocket patch
"38x32".....
I cant wait to try em on
..and zip em up.....
and sit down, too.

"I STARTED WEARIN THEM TODAY!"
will be my cry when it is done
when my waist is whittled down...
and I lose inches off my bum.....

"I STARTED WEARIN THEM TODAY!"
I'll be so very happy, dear...
When I can wear my jeans downtown
I think I'll buy my jeans a BEER.

I don't know the tune, but I LIKE the lyrics -- Brava!

--
Saffire
205/141/125
Atkins since 6/14/03
Progress photo: http://photos.yahoo.com/saffire333

"Lass Chance" wrote in message
...
Nicky....yes, I measured. LOL...not a pretty set of numbers..... I find
this mythical beast people refer to...what is it? uh...oh yes, the
"waist"...a fascinating concept. Presumably....this is an area of the
body which is SMALLER than the hips and chest??????

ROFL! Tell me about it! I've lost 10 clothes sizes everywhere except round
my middle, which is stubbornly lagging 2 sizes behind.

But sometimes you lose inches not pounds, so it's good to have the
measurements to keep the positive feedback going even if the scales stall.

Nicky.

--
A1c 10.5/4.5/6 Weight 95/77/72Kg
1g Metformin, 100ug Thyroxine
T2 DX 05/2004

"Saffire" wrote in message
.. .
Are you kidding? That's a GREAT song to have stuck in your head! The
really bad ones to have stuck in your head are for grocery stores or car
commercials or, God forbid, the Pina Colada song.

AAAAAARRRRGHHHH!!!!! : )

Nicky.

--
A1c 10.5/4.5/6 Weight 95/77/72Kg
1g Metformin, 100ug Thyroxine
T2 DX 05/2004

"Saffire" wrote in message
.. .
In article ,
says...
hahaha...good idea, Saffire!

my country song....(to the tune of, "He Stopped Lovin Her Today")

Them Lonely, Lonely Jeans

Oh, them lonely, lonely jeans
hanging there for oh, so long
in the darkness, all alone
Wishin' I could put em on!

"Wrangler" says the pocket patch
"38x32".....
I cant wait to try em on
..and zip em up.....
and sit down, too.

"I STARTED WEARIN THEM TODAY!"
will be my cry when it is done
when my waist is whittled down...
and I lose inches off my bum.....

"I STARTED WEARIN THEM TODAY!"
I'll be so very happy, dear...
When I can wear my jeans downtown
I think I'll buy my jeans a BEER.

I don't know the tune, but I LIKE the lyrics -- Brava!

--
Saffire
205/141/125
Atkins since 6/14/03
Progress photo: http://photos.yahoo.com/saffire333

Thaffy, that was a classic by George Jones, and LassChance did a wonderful
rewrite of it!

I love country music, but rock and roll was invented right here in Texas.
Buddy Holly, and so on. Thanks for remembering Fats (Slim) Domino!

I love every time you post! You are quite the low-carb lady!

And now, an ode to tuna (originally by Tammy WhyNet?)

Sometimes it's hard to be a tuna,
They come and catch you from the sea,
But if they get you,
Don't let it fret you,
You'll soon be someone's entree.

Stay in your can!
Be glad that they filleted you,
And don't let it ever dismay you
If they stack you by the Hamburger Helper!

Stay in your can!
You're low-carb and quite delicious,
Healthy oils and SO nutritious.
You'll be a feast for a family!!!!!
Stay... In.... Your CANNNNNN!

HA HA! FABULOUS!

Jim croons...

"Sometimes it's hard to be a tuna,
They come and catch you from the sea,
But if they get you,
Don't let it fret you,
You'll soon be someone's entree.
Stay in your can!
Be glad that they filleted you,
And don't let it ever dismay you
If they stack you by the Hamburger Helper!
Stay in your can!
You're low-carb and quite delicious,
Healthy oils and SO nutritious.
You'll be a feast for a family!!!!!
Stay... In.... Your CANNNNNN!"

LassChance


Start LC~5-16-05
202-195-165
(i only weigh on Sunday)