Atkins Died Obese, Confirmed By Mayor Bloomberg; Raises Rightful Suspicions About His "Accidental" Death

On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 19:34:24 -0500, Vance Kochenderfer wrote
(in message ):


Steve-

It has recently come to my attention that there are certain savage tribes
in the world who do not use feet and inches (like God intended) to measure
distance. Instead, they use a bizarre system they call "meters" (some are
known to spell it "metres").

Is it possible for these poor souls to take advantage of the Two Foot
Diet? I have considered starting a fundraising drive to send rulers to
these backward areas, but it seems like a daunting task. Is there an
easier solution?

Vance, your altruism is exceeded only by Pastor Ka-Chung's. However, I
would be hesitant to use the metric system since it would not be backed
up by the extensive research, ime's, and scientific justifications as
the 2FD and the 2PD.

Truth is simple.

Somewhat Humbly Yours,
Vance

Moderation in claiming Humility is no virtue!


Hoping for a Humbler Future,

--
Steve

Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003

On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 3:36:01 -0500, Alan Mackenzie wrote
(in message ):

Vance Kochenderfer wrote on 27 Jan 2004 17:34:24
-0700:

Steve-

It has recently come to my attention that there are certain savage tribes
in the world who do not use feet and inches (like God intended) to measure
distance. Instead, they use a bizarre system they call "meters" (some are
known to spell it "metres").

Is it possible for these poor souls to take advantage of the Two Foot
Diet? I have considered starting a fundraising drive to send rulers to
these backward areas, but it seems like a daunting task. Is there an
easier solution?

The answer is in front of one's very nose. Well, under it actually.
Most people have two feet. Why not simply line up a day's fodder in two
lines between those feet. Make sure the lines do not extend outside the
limits bounded by heel and big toe.

This would solve one of the intrinsic problems of the standard two foot
diet (also shared by the two pound diet), namely that the quantity of
food to eat isn't adjusted for the size of the person eating it.
Smaller, lighter people tend to have shorter feet.

Satan! You are the Father of All Lies! Two Feet means Two Feet, not
Two Feet. How could it be clearer?

The untruthful often confuse feet with feet.

You are just hissing because you hate me and hate the Two Foot Diet.

You have my pity. I will pray for you.

I took three Humble Pills this morning,

--
Steve

Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003

On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 3:33:38 -0500, HOWARD wrote
(in message CtKRb.315523$ts4.275546@pd7tw3no):


"Ozgirl" wrote in message
...
Sadly a lot of
our old sayings didn't have quite the ring to them
anymore. Like give him a centimetre and he'll take a
kilometre doesn't quite do it. And judging someone by
*your own yardstick* became *by your own metrestick*.

The reason it doesn't sound right is the correct expression is
"give a man two and a half centimeteres and he'll take 1.609
kilometeres" , at least thats the way it's in Canada .

Howard



Yes, but I notice Nancy didn't say she would be happy with 20 - 22
centimeteres a day :-)

Humility is not measured by humilty alone,

--
Steve

Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003

Hey Andy you forgot to include Steve in your prayers.

Steve wrote on Wed, 28 Jan 2004 9:56:51 -0500:
On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 3:36:01 -0500, Alan Mackenzie wrote
(in message ):

Vance Kochenderfer wrote on 27 Jan 2004 17:34:24
-0700:

Steve-

It has recently come to my attention that there are certain savage
tribes in the world who do not use feet and inches (like God
intended) to measure distance. Instead, they use a bizarre system
they call "meters" (some are known to spell it "metres").

Is it possible for these poor souls to take advantage of the Two Foot
Diet? I have considered starting a fundraising drive to send rulers
to these backward areas, but it seems like a daunting task. Is there
an easier solution?

The answer is in front of one's very nose. Well, under it actually.
Most people have two feet. Why not simply line up a day's fodder in
two lines between those feet. Make sure the lines do not extend
outside the limits bounded by heel and big toe.

This would solve one of the intrinsic problems of the standard two
foot diet (also shared by the two pound diet), namely that the
quantity of food to eat isn't adjusted for the size of the person
eating it. Smaller, lighter people tend to have shorter feet.

Satan! You are the Father of All Lies! Two Feet means Two Feet, not
Two Feet. How could it be clearer?

By being a bit more specific about their feetures, perhaps?

The untruthful often confuse feet with feet.

Too true! Sometimes I think I've got two left feet. ;-(

You are just hissing because you hate me and hate the Two Foot Diet.

I have never heaten you and I have never heaten two feet! And, my dear
Sir, hissing is something I do only in private (except in emergencies).

You have my pity.

Have I really? I'm so sorry. I'll send it back to you if you email me
your postal address.

I will pray for you.

Why, pray?

I took three Humble Pills this morning,

Where did you take them, and what had made them humble? A humiliating
defeet, or something?

Steve

Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003

--
Alan Mackenzie (Munich, Germany)
Email: ; to decode, wherever there is a repeated letter
(like "aa"), remove half of them (leaving, say, "a").

In article et, Steve
wrote:

On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 3:36:01 -0500, Alan Mackenzie wrote
(in message ):

Vance Kochenderfer wrote on 27 Jan 2004 17:34:24
-0700:

Steve-

It has recently come to my attention that there are certain savage tribes
in the world who do not use feet and inches (like God intended) to measure
distance. Instead, they use a bizarre system they call "meters" (some are
known to spell it "metres").

Is it possible for these poor souls to take advantage of the Two Foot
Diet? I have considered starting a fundraising drive to send rulers to
these backward areas, but it seems like a daunting task. Is there an
easier solution?

The answer is in front of one's very nose. Well, under it actually.
Most people have two feet. Why not simply line up a day's fodder in two
lines between those feet. Make sure the lines do not extend outside the
limits bounded by heel and big toe.

This would solve one of the intrinsic problems of the standard two foot
diet (also shared by the two pound diet), namely that the quantity of
food to eat isn't adjusted for the size of the person eating it.
Smaller, lighter people tend to have shorter feet.

Satan! You are the Father of All Lies! Two Feet means Two Feet, not
Two Feet. How could it be clearer?

The untruthful often confuse feet with feet.

You are just hissing because you hate me and hate the Two Foot Diet.

You have my pity. I will pray for you.

I took three Humble Pills this morning,

If you put Two Feet in your mouth does it run contra to the Two Pound
Diet.

And what about nursing infants? What do you call that diet?

--
Diva
*****
The Best Man for the Job May Be A Woman

On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 11:11:31 -0500, George wrote
(in message ):

Hey Andy you forgot to include Steve in your prayers.

He doesn't pray for me any more :-) How unchristian.

--
Steve, Humilitas Doctorus, Fellow of the American Academy of Humility

Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003

In article et, Steve
wrote:

On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 3:33:38 -0500, HOWARD wrote
(in message CtKRb.315523$ts4.275546@pd7tw3no):


"Ozgirl" wrote in message
...
Sadly a lot of
our old sayings didn't have quite the ring to them
anymore. Like give him a centimetre and he'll take a
kilometre doesn't quite do it. And judging someone by
*your own yardstick* became *by your own metrestick*.

The reason it doesn't sound right is the correct expression is
"give a man two and a half centimeteres and he'll take 1.609
kilometeres" , at least thats the way it's in Canada .

Howard



Yes, but I notice Nancy didn't say she would be happy with 20 - 22
centimeteres a day :-)

Humility is not measured by humilty alone,

It sounds like Nancy should not be alone :-)

--
Diva
*****
The Best Man for the Job May Be A Woman

Sorry about my trigger finger and lack of scissors. I cross posted the
last two. Hope the other groups had a laugh. Now I can't do my netcop
number to x-posters for a while.

--
Diva
*****
The Best Man for the Job May Be A Woman

On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 11:22:46 -0500, Carol Frilegh wrote
(in message ):

snip

If you put Two Feet in your mouth does it run contra to the Two Pound
Diet.

Madam, it is not *I* who must answer for the Two Pound Diet. Surely
you can find a heartmdphd somewhere with Two Feet in his humble mouth
to Discern the Truth for you. For it is written:

2Behold!

and yet again,

14Behold yet again!

Do not be deceived by these tricksters!

And what about nursing infants? What do you call that diet?

I wouldn't touch that with a Two Foot Pole :-)

Humbly, Truthfully, et ceterally,
--
Steve, Humilitas Doctorus, Fellow of the American Academy of Humility

Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003