Retired Guy wrote:

The manager said that the first of the month is so
busy with the really fat people that sometimes all the scooters get used
and there's a small line to ride one.

This is a thinly veiled troll. Please don't feed the trolls. It makes them fat
and there is a shortage of usenet scooters. If you must swallow the bait,
please trim the crosspostings to eliminate misc.consumers.frugal-living.