Ode to My Purse
 

ODE TO MY PURSE


A half a peanut butter sandwich is in my purse !!
The jelly is smelly, but the peenut butter is worse.

The top to my lip-gloss was lost long ago.
So alas, into a ziplockbaggie it must go.

Two teeth broke off of my pink afro pic! :(
I only smoke after sex...so i dont need no bic.

At the bottom of the purse, i found a bloody piece of gauze!
How did it get there? why?


I don't know....just becuase.....